It’s Monday again, no wonder can’t focus on work in front of the laptop in the early morning. How about you?
Let have a cup of coffee and read some humour quotes to keep awake and get the Monday energized!
- A banker lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
- A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
- All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done
- Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss’s job.
- Doing the job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong 14 times gives you job security.
- I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
- Office manager to employees: “Don’t think of me as a boss. Think of me as a friend who is always right.”
- The Golden Rule of Bureaucracy: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
- There are two kinds of people: people who like their jobs, and people who don’t work here anymore.
- The world is full of willing people. Some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
[Source: Denny’s Funny Business Quotes]
